Age
August 10 2015
Picture: BG
You know you're getting old when you get an email like this from Vogue magazine:
Dear Bendor, I’m working on a list of Art’s New Guard for our November issue. Jade from Art Detective suggested I get in touch with you as we’d like to feature a young, up and coming Art Detective on the list. I wondered whether you would be able to suggest any young, budding detectives?
Kind regards,
Hannah
Acting Commissioning Editor, Vogue
The joy - in Vogue at last! - and then the despair.
But to prove I'm still young and with it, I've wasted a full three minutes on Photoshop. The mobility scooter look suits me well, don't you think?
